Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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