Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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