She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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