I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We need to rekindle our bromance
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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