It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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