mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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