So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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