let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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