good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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