how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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