She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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