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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!

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• (972): View more from Texas

  they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.

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  i'm in love

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?

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• (914): View more from New York

  i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (253): View more from Washington

  My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.

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