apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.