I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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