There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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