If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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