This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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