so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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