big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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