I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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