i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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