i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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