Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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