her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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