seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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