so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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