Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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