hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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