what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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