i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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