dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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