i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
no you cant smoke seaweed
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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