you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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