I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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