i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
