So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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