arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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