i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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