Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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