I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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