I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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