found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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