NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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