Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I will be naked everywhere
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize