I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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