If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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