i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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