i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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