I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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