Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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