i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
