ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
