the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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