Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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