Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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