he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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