Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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