My nipple is on Facebook.
kristin has been a bad kristin
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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